9/4/19-Oregon- Yesterday, Hans Wilcox, an stereotypical Oregonian male (plaid, beanie, epic beard) defied Oregon tradition by claiming that Bigfoot was "so fake".
Hans was arrested 0.3 seconds after he tweeted this, and by the time he reached the county jail, he had reached over 7 million views (no one dared retweet it).
Hans has hired top lawyers, who have suggested that he plea 'insane at time of alleged crimes', but he has become infamous, and even Judges have become biased.
Even Oregon Governor Kate Brown was witnessed "screaming in outrage" at the sight of this tragic tweet. More news soon.
