UNKNOWN-Earlier today, an anonymous leader of the CIA tweeted some boasting claims, as he/she bragged that the CIA has a "better dental plan than the FBI", causing an Twitter-wide outrage.
The first part of the outrage, was an anonymous tweet from an FBI official saying:
"The CIA might have a better dental plan, but this here FBI has free Starbucks gift cards."
Of course, this made every Starbucks fan go nuts, and nobody cared what the CIA thought. Surprisingly, the FBI met it's commitments, with over $9.1 million worth of free Starbucks gift cards for it's Twitter followers.
The second part of the outrage was the CIA accusing the FBI for stealing the $9.1 million from them.
And finally, the third part of the outrage was, singer Weird Al Yankovic tweeting:
"I knew it!!! In my song "Party in the CIA", I joked from the CIA's point of view, that they had a better dental plan then the FBI!!!! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!!"
We do have to give Al credit for this.
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