Thursday, March 21, 2019

NEW iPhone Z makes it's debut!

Salem, Oregon-
Earlier today, Apple released it's brand new iPhone 11, or Z. The iPhone includes plenty incredible features, including some of these:


  • No need to type any more! The iPhone Z has a Mind Reading setting, for texting on the road. *WARNING: VERY SENSITIVE, CAN TELL SOMEONE WHAT YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM, RESULTING IN BREAK-UPS AND LAWSUITS*
  • Based on it's namesake, the iPhone Z has a Pillow setting, and a study recently discovered that 99.99% of iPhone Z buyers think it is more comfortable than an average pillow (the 0.01% was owners of companies like Tempurpedic).

Other features include:
  • Normal iPhone capabilities

Don't worry folks, it's not just another dumb iPhone (*cough cough* iPhone7).

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